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Создано: 28 июня 2007 17:20 · Личное сообщение · #1 взято с одного форума: рубрика - Sensitive Jokes топик - 4 My Russian Friends "During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man. The Russians used a pencil." |
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Создано: 28 июня 2007 17:58 · Личное сообщение · #2 |
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Создано: 28 июня 2007 20:38 · Личное сообщение · #3 |
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Создано: 28 июня 2007 20:54 · Поправил: r99 · Личное сообщение · #5 вот еще одна шутка оттуда- Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." |
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Создано: 28 июня 2007 23:26 · Личное сообщение · #6 |
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Создано: 29 июня 2007 07:50 · Личное сообщение · #7 |
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